Card of Madness

[Verse] A man in a suit like the shadows he broods With a Bat-symbol shining he's chasing his moods But here comes a card that's as bright as the sun A novelty item that's ruining the fun [Chorus] Oh bats oh why did they give you this swipe Bat-credit card your existence is tripe The Critic he screams he's losing his mind A plastic disaster so cruelly designed [Verse 2] Through Gotham's dark alleys you'd never expect A shiny black card as your main criminal check Yet here we are laughing and breaking apart This Bat-credit nonsense is tearing his heart [Chorus] Oh bats oh why did they give you this swipe Bat-credit card your existence is tripe The Critic explodes he’s shouting in rage This absurd reminder won’t leave off the stage [Bridge] One swipe for justice but two for despair A cowl and a cape but now corporate flair The Critic's debating his will to proceed It’s Batman gone wild and greed at full speed [Chorus] Oh bats oh why did they give you this swipe Bat-credit card your existence is tripe The anger crescendo the screen starts to shake A credit card ruin no fan can forsake