Jack of all trades … (Yeah, you got it, I’m talkn’ ’ bout you ) A coy, Water delivery boy (toy) You the real McCoy? Local Island hero Keepin’ it… ( it) (it ) NET zero Hector, (the, the, the) the Waste collector, Groceries in the rubber maids Sea shanty…. Serenades Glints off the ocean waves Don’t forget the sun hat and ( and and )… your shades [chorus] Jack of all trades Such a busy busy ( busy ) life (Most certainly ) No time for a wife Just Cascades of sexy bridesmaids Such a busy life Who knows (maybe a bride) In the afterlife But wait??? When do you sleep? ( sleep, sleep ) Always waist deep Deep in the lyrics, the sound Deep, (half way down ) in the ground Deep in the forest make n’ your rock surround Deep in those ( mmm) tasty mounds Musician night and day Spinning rhymes blowing minds lined up girlies Ready to grind (those kind, allllways easy to find) [Chorus] Jack of all trades Such a busy busy ( busy ) life (Most certainly ) No time for a wife Just cascades of sexy nursemaids Such a busy life Who knows (maybe a bride) In the afterlife No time for textn’ Buttttt seems there’s always time for sexn’ Hope when your slapping your wrapping To ( to to to ) to busy to deal with a sore member Your meds, you might not remember ( remember) ( might not remember) [Instrumental break] remind me about your Main side gig Is it, underground minor? ( ditch pig ) Or A pipe fitter (Got them )all in a tither Laying pipe alllll night ( so, um, ya ) Did I get that right? Think I mighta Missed one…. ( right ) a stone mason? Making your tomb (to be ) ( In in in ) incased in Jack of all trades Such a busy busy ( busy ) life (Most certainly ) No time for a wife Just cascades of sexy bar-maids Such a busy life Who knows (maybe a bride) In the afterlife (No time for textn’,) (but seems there’s always time for sexn’) But wait??? When do you sleep? ( sleep, sleep ) Always waist deep Deep in the lyrics, the sound Deep, (half way down ) in the ground Deep in the forest make n’ your rock surround Deep in those ( mmm) tasty mounds SUCH A busy (busy, busy busy busy busy) life (Most certainly ) No time for a wife Who knows (maybe a bride) In the afterlife [outro]
