[Intro spoken crazy deep sultry male] Oh-oh-oh! Somebody call the doctor! The comment section’s on fire again! [verse 1] Found him throwing punches at a picture on a screen, Saying every little prompt is gonna ruin everything. Got a hundred angry posts and a theory of his own, Built a house of cards and called it solid stone. Never made a picture, never finished what he planned, But he’s got a ten-page lecture on the death of every man. I clipped the whole performance, took him straight down the hall, He was calling me a villain while he walked into the wall. Orange jumpsuit waiting, got his name upon the sheet, He’s still explaining copyright while he’s shuffling on his feet. I said, “Buddy, save your breath, there’s a doctor down the floor.” Then I turned the handle slowly and I showed him the door. [Breakdown] Sinful’s got the screenshots, Matthew’s got the pen, Another online meltdown, here we go again! Somebody’s screaming that the world’s about to end, They came to start a war and got a punchline instead! House of cards falling, watch the hot takes fly, Big accusations, but the receipts run dry. They wrote a whole manifesto, made a ten-part thread, Now the boys are in the comments putting jokes inside their heads! [Pre-Chorus] One brings the chaos, one brings the cure, Two-man operation and the laughter’s for sure! They can rage all night, they can bang on the door, But the boys are already laughing on the floor! [Chorus] DOCTOR’S ORDERS! LET THE WHOLE ROOM ROAR! Sinful and Matthew bringing jokes by the score! CRY MORE! CRY MORE! WHAT YOU SCREAMING FOR? Two internet legends and they’re back for more! DOCTOR’S ORDERS! HEY! HEY! Turning every meltdown into yesterday! You can write another thread, you can start another war, Sinful and Matthew — DOCTOR’S ORDERS! [Verse 2] Matthew’s got a theory and a perfectly straight face, Sinful’s got the clip ready, putting drama in its place. Orange jumpsuit memes and the tear-flow meter’s high, Another house of cards just came tumbling from the sky. They don’t need a crown, they don’t need a throne, They’ve got a whole damn circus in a browser on their phone. Every little outrage is another comedy show, And the more you feed the fire, the more the punchlines grow! [Pre-Chorus] One brings the chaos, one brings the cure, Two-man operation and the laughter’s for sure! They can rage all night, they can bang on the door, But the boys are already laughing on the floor! [Chorus] DOCTOR’S ORDERS! LET THE WHOLE ROOM ROAR! Sinful and Matthew bringing jokes by the score! CRY MORE! CRY MORE! WHAT YOU SCREAMING FOR? Two internet legends and they’re back for more! DOCTOR’S ORDERS! HEY! HEY! Turning every meltdown into yesterday! You can write another thread, you can start another war, Sinful and Matthew — DOCTOR’S ORDERS! [Bridge] They said, “You can’t joke!” They said, “You can’t laugh!” They wrote a whole essay And forgot the punchline’s half! The internet’s burning, the timeline’s a mess, Two guys in the comments saying, “Couldn’t care less!” No grand revolution, no master plan, Just two friends laughing as loud as they can! [Final Chorus] DOCTOR’S ORDERS! LET THE WHOLE ROOM ROAR! Sinful and Matthew bringing jokes by the score! CRY MORE! CRY MORE! WHAT YOU SCREAMING FOR? Two internet legends and they’re back for more! DOCTOR’S ORDERS! HEY! HEY! Turning every meltdown into yesterday! Raise your glass to the chaos, let the whole world roar, Sinful and Matthew — DOCTOR’S ORDERS! [Outro] Oh-oh-oh! Doctor’s orders! Oh-oh-oh! Cry some more! Sinful and Matthew! NEXT PATIENT!
