How to be Billie Eilish

(Shh... type it in) Step one: get real close to the condenser mic Keep it quiet like a secret that you didn't like Pitch it down two semitones, double up the track Put a little bit of distortion on the vocal back Mumble 'bout a monster underneath the mattress bed Make it sound like I'm already sitting in your head Set the BPM to seventy-four Sample a turn signal or a squeaky door Type it in the prompt box, click generate Pretend I'm melancholic, pretend it's fate Just whisper soft, drop the sub-bass deep Make a beat so quiet that it creeps in your sleep Add a pitch-shifted voice, call it dark pop art Watch an algorithm copy my heart (Watch it copy my heart) Yeah... so authentic... Step two: turn the reverb off on the lead Make the listener feel like they can hear me breathe Add an industrial crunch on the third beat bar Mention blood on the carpet or a broken car Don't you dare sing loud, keep the dynamic flat Suno knows the formula, imagine that Set the dynamic slider to intimate and low Make the chorus feel like moving in slow-mo Type it in the prompt box, click generate Pretend I'm sad, pretend it's fate Just whisper soft, drop the sub-bass deep Make a beat so quiet that it creeps in your sleep Add a pitch-shifted voice, call it dark pop art Watch an algorithm copy my heart (Watch it copy my heart) Is it Finneas? No, it's a server rack. Is it real pain? Just a transformer stack. (Did you hit render?) Just whisper soft, drop the sub-bass deep Make a beat so quiet that it creeps in your sleep Add a pitch-shifted voice, call it dark pop art Watch an algorithm copy my heart (Watch it copy my heart) Good job... you made a Billie clone. Now put your phone away.