**BANANA PEEL ENLIGHTENMENT** *(Trista’s Word Is Law)* [Intro — warped vinyl, circus organ] DOCTOR: When did the Mu fairies first speak to you? TRISTA: After the third banana. DOCTOR: Of the day? TRISTA: Of the prophecy. [Record scratch] FAIRIES: HEHEHE! SHE’S SLIPPING AGAIN! [Verse 1] Mystic Architect Of the Banana Peel Divine Turning every minor accident Into a cosmic sign “You turn the unknown into wisdom Through consciousness and cycles” Translation: she fell in the kitchen And discovered new disciples “Charge releases!” “Light returns!” “Lightning in the flood!” No, babe, that was static shock And fruit pulp in the rug She throws bananas from her cart And calls the burden gone Then slips upon the evidence And says, “THE VEIL MOVES ON!” [Spoken sample] MAN: What is Trista’s first law? WOMAN: Eat potassium. MAN: The second? WOMAN: Fall with intention. MAN: The third? WOMAN: Call it an activation. [Chorus] Trista’s Word is Law! And the law is slippery! Banana peel enlightenment In five-dimensional symmetry! Charge releases! Light returns! Koala Queen descends! The Mu are awake and giggling Because she slipped again! Trista’s Word is Law! Potassium be praised! Every faceplant is a portal! Every bruise becomes a phase! HEHEHE! MU MU! Peel the veil and take a bow! The Banana Architect Is building heaven badly now! [Verse 2] Enter Bad Koala Queen Crowned in fire, born to reign Floating through aurora spirals Like the weather’s lost its brain Fairies dance around her throne Through every sacred zone But the Flame Stone Spiral’s peels She arranged there on her own “MU — THE FAIRY CURRENT!” Thunder cracks at night No, that’s just the blender screaming At an irresponsible height She ate the bunch at three a.m. Saw God inside the ions Now the koala holds the sceptre And the fairies formed alliances [Doctor interlude] DOCTOR: Describe the crowned koala. TRISTA: Sovereign. Ancient. Untamed. DOCTOR: Could it just be a koala? TRISTA: You’ve been blocked from the current. FAIRY: We’re only here for the falling. [Chorus] Trista’s Word is Law! And the law is slippery! Bad Koala Queen is ruling Through potassium-based mystery! Charge releases! Light returns! The smoothie has evolved! The Mu are awake and giggling And no problem has been solved! HEHEHE! MU MU! Royal fruit has touched the ground! The Banana Architect Has built another temple round! [Verse 3] Operation Blue Rose Awakening begins Magdalene frequencies And Grail-code violins Pleiadian lineages Descending through the room But the Blue Rose is a banana With expensive purple bloom “The impossible flower opens!” You just left it sitting there Now it’s splitting on the counter Like your timeline in the air “The Flame Trench is calling!” No, the carpet simply burned When you slipped into the candle And declared the lesson learned Every household inconvenience Gets forty-seven pages Of esoteric fruit transmission From potassium-born sages [Sample] ANNOUNCER: Operation Banana Split Awakening has entered Phase Five. TECHNICIAN: What happened in Phases One through Four? ANNOUNCER: Mostly bruising. [Bridge] Channeling massive downloads Blowing my mind, hehehe Six bananas while I’m coding Now the koalas speak to me Heyoka mirror Cosmic clown Slip upward Fall down Every time the ego rises Drop potassium on the ground She builds empires out of fruit peels At the top of every hill Then steps upon the cornerstone And launches through the veil The universe cries lovingly: “DO IT AGAIN! THAT FALL WAS GREAT!” [Breakdown] PEEL! SLIP! DOWNLOAD! ASCEND! KOALA! FAIRY! TIMELINE! BEND! ROSE! GRAIL! POTASSIUM! QUEEN! MAKE IT SACRED! MAKE IT LOUD! MAKE THE SMOOTHIE INTERDIMENSIONAL NOW! [Final Chorus] Trista’s Word is Law! And the law is slippery! Banana peel enlightenment With royal koala imagery! Charge releases! Light returns! The Mu begin to cheer! Every fall becomes a sermon! Every bruise, a souvenir! Blue Rose Banana blooming In the sacred blender light! Keep the crown and keep the chaos Keep the visions extra ripe! The timeline needs more koala queens Who turn disaster into hype! How many bananas wrote this song? A voice replied above: “Seven for the prophecy… And one more For chaotic love.” [Outro — tape slowing] DOCTOR: Does every accident contain a spiritual lesson? TRISTA: No. DOCTOR: Oh. TRISTA: Some contain potassium. FAIRIES: TRISTA’S WORD IS LAW! [Thud] VOICE: She slipped into the next dimension.
