[vampire talking] Don’t be afraid All I vant is your blood! [verse] Creak of door hinges As drac does appear Scurrying rats It’s darkness we fear [verse] The howl in the distance A Werewolf me thinks Witch with her Calderon Oooh what a stink [Chorus] The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out Here At the bistro I scream and I shout My salad is slimy at least it’s still green It got one star, I think it’s obscene The meal I am having, it isn’t quite dead The waiter just smiles and cackles instead Dessert I am fearing my appetite lacks I look at my cake and it’s looking back!! [verse] Velcome says waiter And then he decrees! Velcome to my bistro von’t you follow me [verse] Please have a seat, now A drink may I bring? One Bloody Mary You know it’s my thing [Chorus] The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out Here At the bistro I scream and I shout My salad is slimy at least it’s still green It got one star, I think it’s obscene The meal I am having, it isn’t quite dead The waiter just smiles and cackles instead Dessert I am fearing my appetite lacks I look at my cake and it’s looking back!! [verse] Skeletons dancing There on the stage Spooky and scary His songs are the rage [verse] The waiter leans over And says here’s your bill The price is your life Now it’s you I will kill! [Chorus] The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out Here At the bistro I scream and I shout My salad is slimy at least it’s still green It got one star, I think it’s obscene The meal I am having, it isn’t quite dead The waiter just smiles and cackles instead Dessert I am fearing my appetite lacks I look at my cake and it’s looking back!! [vampire talking] Don’t be afraid All I vant is your blood!
