[Introduction] [Instrumental music begins with a lively, jaunty feel] [Verse 1] Gather 'round, all you fellas, and listen to words true, About the little things a man has just gotta do. To keep his sweetie smilin' and a-singin' with glee, Listen up and take notes, fellas, from little ol' me! She loves it when I'm trimmin' her front lawn so neat, A little fuzzy carpet, hides her precious kitty's seat. She loves it when I'm drivin' her so awfully fast, Ridin' with my mighty engine, built to truly last. [Refrain] Oh, I'm makin' Mother happy, I'm makin' Mother proud Givin' her the sweet stuff till she praises out so loud Oh, I'm makin' Mother happy, I'm makin' Mother glad She's the best ol' lady that I ever had [Verse 2] The other night, she's whisperin' a sweet and soft plea, "Let's go down to the cellar, where no one will see". And then she says, "I'm sure you know just what to do", Then I said, "Don't you worry, honey, I got a trick or two". She likes it when my hammer's poundin' with a joyful whim, I'll go and fill her sugar bowl right to the very brim. She likes it when I'm churnin' her butter with my hands, It makes her happy when I'm doin' all of her commands. [Refrain] Oh, I'm makin' Mother happy, I'm makin' Mother proud Givin' her the sweet stuff till she praises out so loud Oh, I'm makin' Mother happy, I'm makin' Mother glad She's the best ol' lady that I ever had. [Outro] So if you want your gal to grin, Just give her everything she's askin' for and let the fun begin. Do your chores with a smile, give her your best shot, 'Cause when it comes to Mother, you gotta give her all you've got! [Refrain] Oh, I'm makin' Mother happy, I'm makin' Mother proud Givin' her the sweet stuff till she praises out so loud Oh, I'm makin' Mother happy, I'm makin' Mother glad She's the best ol' lady that I ever had.
