[Intro: soft marimba + bubbly synths, spoken‑sung] We cleaned the tank, We scooped the gunk, We fluffed the moss, We made it funk. The shrampies peek out like, “Hey… what’s goin’ on?” Little legs wiggling, Little vibes strong. [Verse 1: upbeat funk groove, smiling rap delivery] We tried to move the moss to the rock, But the shrampies said “NOPE, this is our block.” Tiny little dudes in their tiny little home, Using fluffy green forests like a shrampy biome. Diamond Head Tetras zoomin’ like pros, Little neon streaks with their little neon glows. They get their flakes — one meal a day! Little mouths chompin’ in a sparkly ballet. [Pre‑Chorus: hand‑drums + claps, call‑and‑response] “Shrampies!” Shrampies! “Fishies!” Fishies! “Everybody ready?” HECK YEAH — LET’S GET BUSY. [Chorus: bright harmonies, funky bass, joyful shouting] It’s FISH DAY! WOOT WOOT! We’re clearing out the fake plants — SCOOT SCOOT! It’s FISH DAY! WOOT WOOT! We’re heading to Denny’s Pet World — TOOT TOOT! New siblings for the school, New buddies for the crew, Bottom feeders? Danios? We don’t know — LET’S GO! [Verse 2: playful rap, toy‑keyboard accents] Bug Bites for the shrampies, Flakes for the tetras, Everybody vibin’ Like aquatic trend‑setters. We’re lookin’ at the tank like, “Yeah, it’s time.” The fake plants gotta go — It’s a real plant climb. Maybe two bottom feeders With the vacuum‑cleaner faces, Maybe five Danios Doin’ high‑speed races. [Bridge: soft synth bubbles, dreamy spoken‑sung] We walk through the aisles Like a fish‑parent dream, Pointin’ at tanks Like a scouting team. “Look at that one!” “Ooh, look at those!” Every little fishy Strikes a perfect pose. [Final Chorus: full band, bright, triumphant] It’s FISH DAY! WOOT WOOT! We’re clearing out the fake plants — SCOOT SCOOT! It’s FISH DAY! WOOT WOOT! We’re heading to Denny’s Pet World — TOOT TOOT! New friends for the tank, New joy for the bowl, New fishies in our lives — LET’S ROCK AND ROLL! [Outro: soft marimba + giggles] Shrampies wiggle. Tetras zoom. New fish coming… SOON SOON.
