I’m staring at my résumé, wondering what I shouldn’t say. They want “skills” and “education”, not supernatural complications. And sure, I’ve had some strange events, but nothing "too" malevolent. Just one bite I can’t explain - still, no reason to complain. People warn of lasting harm, but honestly, I kept my charm. Should I mention it or hide it? That midnight incident, I tried it. Is a vampire bite a crime or just a footnote lost in time? Tell me, am I being weird or has this happened to you, my dear? ’Cause I’m torn between the truth and what sounds right - should I mention this bite? They say it’s risky, quite severe, you might grow fangs or disappear. But I’ve felt normal all these years, no cravings, curses, sudden fears. And privacy’s a human right - no need to spotlight every bite. I mean, I once wore broken shoes, and that was never headline news. So why should this be such a fuss? It barely even changed me… much. Should I mention it or hide it? That midnight incident, I tried it. Is a vampire bite a crime or just a footnote lost in time? Tell me, am I being weird or has this happened to you, my dear? ’Cause I’m torn between the truth and what sounds right - should I mention this bite? And now I think I’ll let it be, it happened centuries ago, you see. Four hundred fifty years have passed - guess the bite was built to last. So maybe I should keep it quiet… they’d ask why I survived the bite. Turns out I’m the vampire - so I’ll skip it on my résumé tonight.
