[Intro] I’m riding a cow in a space-time warp, Sipping on soup from a quantum fork. Got a hamster DJ spinning tracks in my brain, This Phonk got me wild, yeah, I’m borderline insane. [Verse 1] Yo, I’m a walrus in a tux, moonwalking on Mars, Staring at the cosmos, eating candy bars. My shadow’s breakdancing, it’s got two left feet, While my pet iguana’s vibin’ to this beat. In a submarine shaped like a giant shoe, Crashing into rainbows, yeah, that’s my crew. We’re cooking spaghetti in a hurricane’s eye, And flossing with lightning while pigs learn to fly. [Chorus] Brainsurfing waves in a funky abyss, Reality’s a noodle, it’s a cosmic twist. Weird is the vibe, and the vibe don’t quit, This Phonk is the fuel for a galaxy trip. [Verse 2] My mind’s a playground for platypus dreams, I’m diving headfirst into jellybean streams. Parrots reciting Shakespeare, what did I spark? While a cactus beatboxes in a glow-in-the-dark park. I’m fencing with thoughts, my opponent’s a ghost, Throwing moon pies, yeah, I’m doing the most. My fridge just texted, said, “Bro, you good?” I replied with a sonnet—it misunderstood. [Chorus] Brainsurfing waves in a funky abyss, Reality’s a noodle, it’s a cosmic twist. Weird is the vibe, and the vibe don’t quit, This Phonk is the fuel for a galaxy trip. [Bridge] Upside-down castles and marshmallow stairs, Hot air balloons full of octopus flares. I’m chasing a penguin on rollerblades, As the beat drops heavy, we invade arcades.
