[Intro:] Boot sequence… oh… what year is this? (uhhh! yeet!) Portal open… lag in my chest (skrrt skrrt!) Timeline six seven loading… error 404 heart.exe (bruhhh) (Glitch-glitch-glitch) rizz run, rizz run, rizz run (ooh woah!) [Verse 1:] Jumped to 2099, she vibing with holo cats (brrt!) Tried full sigma rizz, got yeeted by hover-bats (yeet!) Back to 1997, neon cassette on blast (blip blop!) She said “bro, you’re late… kinda sus, I guess” (uhh lol) Every timeline I flex like main-char energy (skibidi!) But the universe just laughs at my strategy (lmao oof) I toss a heart emoji across centuries (💖💥) She blocks me in three— multiverse adversaries (nooo!) [Verse 2:] Gliding through the warp like a Faker mid-drift (woo-woo!) Tried rizz in the metaverse, ended up thrifted (brrah!) NPCs judging me like “sir… your ego too loud” (pepega!) Cool.exe corrupted, confidence outlawed (uhhh!) Tried romantic hacks: rewind, skip, fast-forward (brrrt!) Even brought a time clone to be my awkward sword (oof!) Every iteration— different consequences (lolwut?) Temporal love = bad for senses (rip, skrrt!) [Pre-Chorus:] Hopping through tabs like a browser (click click click) Heart.exe crashing while she catches glitches (uhhh!) Every timeline a meme (yeet!) every kiss a bug (brrt!) Love’s not a cheat code, cruel shrug, shrug shrug (oof, lol) [Chorus:] Ooh, I’m the time-glitch traveler (yeet!) Hearts crashing in neon light (brrt, brrt!) Ooh, every rizz I drop spawns paradox fight (uhhh!) Chrono-error— love.exe full cache (rip 💀) Ooh, glitchy, memey, chaotic (skibidi bop!) Respawned in six seven timelines (what??!) Ooh, absurd, ironic, ironic, glitchy (brrah brrah!) Try to hack fate, now I’m ghosted back (yeet!) [Instrumental Drop — Glitchcore / Dubstep Chaos] [Adlibs layer over bass wobble:] [“brrt! oof! yeet! skibidi bop! lolwut! uh-oh! glitch glitch glitch!”] [Verse 3:] Spawn Tokyo 2222, she vibing w/ mecha dogs (blip!) Best rizz attempt fails, trip over hologram logs (oof!) Paris 1889, top hat vibe (skrrt!) She says “sir… flirting anachronistic, I’m alive” (bruhhh!) Temporal paradox— I exist in too many forms (lolwut!) Love.exe frozen while city performs (uhhh!) Memefy emotions like an NPC (yeet!) Error: feelings incompatible w/ destiny (rip 😵💫) [Verse 4:] Skibidi toilet glitch strikes, timeline folds (brrt brrt!) Try diabolical rizz— now reality molds (uhhh!) Parallel me fails in absurd new ways (yeet!) Even my clones ghost me in the cyber maze (ghost! ghost!) Lesson in neon rain: can’t cheat human pain (rip 💀) Love is analog in a digital sea (blip blop!) No rizz, no clone, no hack fixes what should be free (uhhh!) [Pre-Chorus:] Tabs hopping like a browser (click click!) Heart.exe crashing while she catches glitches (oof!) Every timeline a meme (skibidi bop!) every kiss a bug (brrt!) Love’s not a cheat code— shrug shrug shrug (lol brrah) [Chorus — Glitch & Meme Maxed:] Ooh, I’m time-glitch traveler (yeet! blip!) Love.exe crashing, hearts neon fried (brrt brrt!) Ooh, rizz attempts spawn paradox fight (uhhh!) Cache full, respawned, ghosted back (oof oof!) Ooh, chaotic, absurd, ironic (skibidi bop!) Every timeline memeified (lolwut?! blip!) Ooh, glitchy, memey, chaotic (yeet yeet!) Try cheat fate, now I’m deleted, respawned, rerouted (rip 💀) [Bridge — Hyperpop Absurd Glitch Layer] I’m a neon ghost, lagging in your city (skrrt!) Rizz.exe corrupted, main-char pity (oof!) Chrono-error, memes everywhere, ironic flair (brrt!) Skibidi-coded— respawn back, love beware (uhhh!) So I keep looping back, respawning my tries (yeet!) Right back into her timeline… glitch fried (rip 😵💫) [Final Chorus — Full Dubstep / Hyperpop Mayhem] Ooh, time-glitch traveler (blip blop!) Hearts crash, neon fried, chaos collide (skibidi bop!) Ooh, rizz attempts spawn absurd paradox (uhhh!) Chrono-error, respawned, ghosted, locked (oof!) Ooh, glitchy, memey, ironic (yeet!) Every timeline memeified (brrah! lolwut!) Ooh, absurd, chaotic, cyberwarp (skrrt skrrt!) Try to cheat fate… respawned… deleted… yeet yeet yeet! [Outro — Glitch Collapse] La-la-la-la-la-la glitch back (respawn!) La-la-la-la-la-la warp right back (rewind!) La-la-la-la-la-la yeet yeet glitch (brrt!) La-la-la-la-la-la error.exe 💀
