Wallahi, I’m Cooked [Verse 1] Bismillah, I thought I was strong— But my hands betrayed me, over and over again. These pixelated visions haunt my soul, Like shaitan whispering, "Just one more scroll." SubhanAllah, I fell into the rabbit hole deep, Now even my waifus judge me in my sleep. The ghusl won’t cleanse me, the VPN won’t hide me, Ya Rabb, even the algorithm knows where to find me. [Chorus] Wallahi, I’m cooked— Eyes bloodshot, hands shaking, Qiyamah approaching. Astaghfirullah—but I can’t stop clicking. Wallahi, I’m cooked— No barakah left in my days, no nur in my gaze, Even my rizq feels haram in mysterious ways. If only I chose ilm over this cursed craving, Maybe I wouldn’t be spiritually decaying. [Verse 2] Onegai, ya Allah, I just wanna reset, But my brain is corrupted, my soul in debt. The angels on my shoulders have quit their post, Even my jinn is like, "Bro, you doing the most." I tried to be strong, like a ronin in exile, But I folded, like a samurai in denial. Jahannam’s firewall is waiting for me, But at least I cleared my browser history. [Bridge] I could’ve been a scholar, I could’ve been great, But here I am, madhushippo sealing my fate. The shayateen laughed when they saw me fall, Even my naseehah group won’t take my calls. No manga, no anime, can save my soul, Only tawba can fill this empty hole. But can I return, after all I have seen? Or am I forever trapped in this cursed machine? [Chorus] Wallahi, I’m cooked— Eyes bloodshot, hands shaking, Qiyamah approaching. Astaghfirullah—but I can’t stop clicking. Wallahi, I’m cooked— No barakah left in my days, no nur in my gaze, Even my rizq feels haram in mysterious ways. If only I chose ilm over this cursed craving, Maybe I wouldn’t be spiritually decaying. [Outro] La hawla wa la quwwata illa billah, my soul whispers, But my browser suggests another sinful search. Ya Allah, take my free trial away, Before my akhirah fades into decay. Wallahi, I’m cooked— But Insha’Allah, maybe, just maybe, I can still be saved.


