CHOIR (deep, chanting): PRIME! PRIME! BARBARIAN PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! BARBARIAN PRIME! Born of thunder! Forged in flame! Let the heavens speak his name! BARBARIAN PRIME! [VERSE 1 — THE GOLDEN WARRIOR] From ancient mountains, beyond the sun, A mighty warrior, the chosen one! With golden mane and eyes of steel, Before his strength, the mountains kneel! A broadsword forged in sacred fire, A battle axe of godly ire! No wicked king, no tyrant's throne, Can claim the world he calls his own! [PRE-CHORUS — THE MARCH TO WAR] CHOIR: HONOR! GLORY! STRENGTH AND STEEL! BEFORE THE PRIME, ALL ENEMIES KNEEL! HONOR! GLORY! HEAR HIS NAME! THE GOLDEN WARRIOR BRINGS THE FLAME! [CHORUS — THE LEGEND] BARBARIAN PRIME! The heavens shake beneath his might! BARBARIAN PRIME! Defender of the sacred light! With sword and axe, he takes his stand! The strongest warrior in the land! Let every kingdom hear the cry! BARBARIAN PRIME SHALL NEVER DIE! [Massive brass fanfare. Choir roars as war drums thunder.] [VERSE 2 — THE QUANGO WARS] Across the fields, the Quangos came, With foolish words and hearts of shame! They thought their numbers made them strong, But Prime just laughed, "YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" His mighty axe split earth and stone, His laughter shook the tyrant's throne! A wisecrack here, a thunderous blow, And suddenly the Quangos go! "YOU CALL THAT WAR? YOU CALL THAT MIGHT? I'VE FOUGHT MORE DANGEROUS THINGS AT NIGHT!" [CHORUS — THE GOD OF BATTLE] BARBARIAN PRIME! The heavens shake beneath his might! BARBARIAN PRIME! The golden champion of the light! The wicked flee, the righteous rise! His legend echoes through the skies! Raise your swords and sound the horn! THE AGE OF PRIME HAS BEEN REBORN! [BRIDGE — WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?] [Music suddenly stops. A single deep drum echoes.] WARRIOR CHOIR (spoken): "Barbarian Prime..." "Tell us..." "WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?" [Silence. One enormous horn sounds.] BARBARIAN PRIME (deep booming voice): "CRUSH THE QUANGOS!" [THUNDEROUS DRUM STRIKE] "SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU!" [MASSIVE BRASS FANFARE] "AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!" [THE ENTIRE ORCHESTRA EXPLODES] WARRIOR CHOIR: THAT IS GOOD! THAT IS GOOD! THAT IS GOOD!!! [INSTRUMENTAL — THE MARCH OF PRIME] [Long cinematic orchestral passage. Pounding tribal drums accelerate beneath a heroic brass melody. Strings rise with the male choir chanting rhythmically.] CHOIR: PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! GOLDEN WARRIOR! GOD OF WAR! PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! LET HIS LEGEND LIVE FOREVERMORE! [FINAL VERSE — THE HONORABLE KING] Though blessed with strength beyond all men, He'll raise the fallen up again! For godly power without a heart, Is nothing but a coward's art! He guards the weak, defends the free, And laughs in battle joyfully! With honor sworn beneath the sky, His mighty legend shall not die! [FINAL CHORUS — FULL ORCHESTRA AND CHOIR] BARBARIAN PRIME! LET MOUNTAINS TREMBLE AT HIS NAME! BARBARIAN PRIME! THE GODLY WARRIOR OF THE FLAME! WITH GOLDEN MANE AND SWORD HELD HIGH! HIS BATTLE CRY SHALL SHAKE THE SKY! NO QUANGO ARMY SHALL SURVIVE! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BARBARIAN PRIME! CHOIR: PRIME! PRIME! BARBARIAN PRIME! PRIME! PRIME! BARBARIAN PRIME! ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL! BARBARIAN PRIIIIIIIIIME! [OUTRO — THE LEGEND NEVER DIES] [The orchestra fades into distant thunder. A lone horn carries the heroic melody.] BARBARIAN PRIME (spoken, laughing): "Hahahaha! Another glorious victory!" [Brief silence.] "Now... who's buying the ale?" [Final tremendous drum strike.]
