"If Satan is real then why are you so broke?" If magic is real why are you so worthless" [verse] You pray to the gods of darkness You sacrifice the animals in your neighborhood You cut yourself and bleed for the devil You wear all black thinking you are so cool The only women you get are pathetic sacks of shit. [verse] Where is your Satan now? Where is your Lucifer now? Where is your dark gods? Where are you, homeless under a bridge? Stupid Satanist, trix are for chicks [verse] cast your evil spells curse those who have done you wrong they made fun of you because you say all this stupid nonsense of satanic lies [chorus] Where are your evil powers now you have no pot to piss in What are the results of your satanic powers? Maybe a bad case of Karma YOU LOOK SO STUPID TO EVERYONE ELSE [verse] you think you can pick up hot chicks you think you can get a lot of money you think the evil will pay off now your homeless and sucking off a priest.
