[Verse] Out in the woods I had a fire goin' Did it all myself Collected the wood Took me hours just to get it to burnin' Then all of a sudden Like a bad dream A dozen pirates Drunken and mean They were lookin' for some flames they could steal [Chorus] You gotta watch out for those fire pirates Once they smell smoke You'll never get rid of 'em Uninvited Unappealing One whiff of your kindlin' and here they come [Verse 2] Well First there's the meth head and she’s a fat girl No bra and she's wearin' a string of fake pearls Then there's the redneck wanting to sell me fireworks They surround my fire Lightin' their smokes Makin' some comments and tellin' some jokes I can't get rid of 'em Even with a trail of snacks [Chorus] You gotta watch out for those fire pirates Once they smell smoke You'll never get rid of 'em Uninvited Unappealing One whiff of your kindlin' and here they come You gotta watch out for those fire pirates Once they smell smoke You'll never get rid of 'em Uninvited Unappealing One whiff of your kindlin' and here they come You gotta watch out for those fire pirates Once they smell smoke You'll never get rid of 'em Uninvited Unappealing One whiff of your kindlin' and here they come
