I was walking past the bog late one night, When the water gave a burping fright. For my servant, from her slime, began to rise, And croaked aloud with glowing eyes! She did the Makuna Mash! (The Makuna Mash!) it was a slimy splash! (She did the Mash!) it caught on in a flash! (She did the Mash!) she did the Makuna Mash! From her potion shack in the forest deep, To the dungeon lair where mortals creep, The ghouls all came from their muddy abodes, To taste the fumes from her bubbling toads! They did the Makuna Mash! (The Makuna Mash!) it was a swampy bash! (They did the Mash!) it caught on in a flash! (They did the Mash!) they did the Makuna Mash! The frogs were having fun, The bog had just begun, The guests included Calypso, Barley, and a frog! The scene was croakin’, all were diggin’ the sounds, Makuna on slime, backed by her buzzing hounds, The coffin-bubblers were soon to arrive, With their oozing band — The Croak-Kicker Five! They played the Makuna Mash! (The Makuna Mash!) it was a swampy bash! (They played the Mash!) it caught on in a flash! (They played the Mash!) they played the Makuna Mash! Out from the shadow, Calypso did yell, Seems she was jealous of the bog-born spell. She drew her blade and waved her fist, And said, “Whatever happened to my pyramid twist?!” It’s now the Makuna Mash! (The Makuna Mash!) and it’s a swampy bash! (It’s now the Mash!) it caught on in a flash! (It’s now the Mash!) it’s now the Makuna Mash! Now everything’s cool; the goddess joined the band, And the Makuna Mash is the craze of the land. For you, the mortals, this tune’s for you too— When you reach her bog, tell them Calypso sent you! Then you can Makuna Mash! (The Makuna Mash!) and join the slimy splash! (Then you can Mash!) you’ll croak out in a flash! (Then you can Mash!) then you can Makuna Mash! Mash gooood! Easy, froggie, you impetuous thing! Mash gooood! (Makuna Mash!)
