Welcome everybody, nice to see so many here tonight. we're here to celebrate a guy, that i'm sure everybody present here tonight would agree on-is, The single most whole-wooded, corageous, big-hearted, handsome, witty, funny, ambitious and coolest man to ever walk this Earth! Ladies and gentlemen, Without further ado, here he iiis, Runic Cipher! Dang-what a life-how lucky am I, I do what I want and peeps still stick by my side. Everything I touch turns to gold, I can't do nothing wrong. I can rip a fart at Mac-donald's, they'll still sing me a song when my free happy-meal comes alooong. Cause i'm the best, better than the rest rest of the best, there's no protest. The world watches in envy and awe, everytime I put on a show, I make ladies wet and gent's clap, I'm a dream for them all, a divine overlord. Still flesh and blood, but to them I am God! It is true, he is that fantastic, I'm not being sarcastic, We already have him in both Iron cast and plastic. World wide phenom', Runic Cipher! Ye'-Yé-Yé-I know, You want me to continue the show, well, let's add a little spice to make things nice, there's no need to over analyse. I run a tight ship, drive a nice whip, got thirteen fine wives living in my estate 'n that's it. After all, i'm just a humble man tryin' to survive. Cause i'm the best, better than the rest rest of the best, there's no protest. The world watches in envy and awe, everytime I put on a show, I make ladies wet and gent's clap, I'm a dream for them all, a divine overlord. Still flesh and blood, but to them I am God. I am God! And I'm the best!
