Every time he tries to split I take a moment to reel him back And it’s no wonder why he sticks His eyes are walled his jaw is slack [pre-chorus] The only thing he seems to know-ho’s That he belongs to me oh whoa whoa [chorus] Cuz he’s a fool of a man Half a brain inside his Ed He’s a fool of a man Exactly how I like him He don’t like to be called it Though he knows that it’s true He’s a fool of a man And I’m in love with the fool His mind is always wandering Scatter brained as he may get He’s as real as can be Cuz lyin ain’t among his skill set Plunging deep between my legs He shows his fortitude Where he lacks in faculties At least he’s never rude [pre-chorus] The only thing he seems to know-ho’s That he belongs to me oh whoa whoa [chorus] Cuz he’s a fool of a man Half a brain inside his Ed He’s a fool of a man Exactly how I like him He don’t like to be called it Though he knows that it’s true He’s a fool of a man And I’m in love with the fool [bridge] And his cognitive abilities Don’t matter much to me Yeah his cognitive abilities Don’t matter all that much to me And his cognitive abilities Don’t matter much to me Yeah his cognitive abilities Don’t matter all that much to me [instrument break] [pre-chorus] The only thing he seems to know-ho’s That he belongs to me oh whoa whoa [chorus] Cuz he’s a fool of a man Half a brain inside his Ed He’s a fool of a man Exactly how I like him He don’t like to be called it Though he knows that it’s true He’s a fool of a man Half a brain inside his Ed He’s a fool of a man Exactly how I like him He don’t like to be called it Though he knows that it’s true He’s a fool of a man Half a brain inside his Ed He’s a fool of a man Exactly how I like him He don’t like to be called it Though he knows that it’s true He’s a fool of a man And I’m in love with the fool
