We Don't have a clue... (another contest)

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Hahahahahahaha! lederhosen... ...serious?
BRAIN CELLS HAVE LEFT THE CHAT! GO!

In the city, on the boulevard, I’m moving like a rumor
My phone screen is completely cracked, I have zero sense of humor
I came here just to find my keys, you came to buy some fries
Now we’re staring at a traffic light with blankness in our eyes
Bro, I think that's a green light. Or a bird. Idk.

I’m dizzy in your stare!
Did you spray deodorant in my eye?!
We’re trouble, we don’t care
You promised, no regrets
Say my name, keep me there!
One step, two step, closer
Lips say “go,” but my gut says “no!”
That’s literally just lactose intolerance!
If this is wrong, don’t let me know!

Mirrorball reflections, we don’t need no introductions
I talk in fuzzy chaos, you translate it to instructions
Like, you told me to tie my shoes, and I tied them to the chair
Now we’re both stuck on the floor, just vibing with the air
Teamwork! We are achieving literally nothing!

I’m dizzy in your stare!
We’re trouble, we don’t care
You promised, no regrets
Say my name, keep me there!
One step, two step, closer
Lips say “go,” but my gut says “no!”
If this is wrong, don’t let me know!

Look at us go, solving riddles that nobody even asked!
Are we best friends? Are we rivals? Is this a group project task?
ARE WE IN A ROMANCE?! EW, NO! THAT’S CRINGE!
You’re decoding my chaos like it’s a master plan
But I’m just trying to read the barcode on a Pringles can
Lips say “go,” brain says “error 404, file not found”
We’ve been standing in this aisle for three hours, spinning 'round
And neither of us has the guts to actually just say
I wanna go home and watch funny cats videos!

So… summary of the night? We are legally brain-dead.
NO CAP! ZERO THOUGHTS, HEAD EMPTY!
I’m standing in your stare, you’re looking at a pigeon
We are accidentally the dumbest duo in the region
Wait, did you think this was a date? Gross.
We promised 'no regrets', right? Well, my last two brain cells lost the race.
Say my name? Honestly, I’ll just call you 'Uh... guy'.
Two blind souls, trying to push a door that clearly says 'PULL'.
Beautiful. Eleven out of ten.
…Can I eat this crayon?
Hahahahaha!
Oh... you look so sexy in those lederhosen...

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Hahahahahahaha! lederhosen... ...serious? BRAIN CELLS HAVE LEFT THE CHAT! GO! In the city, on the boulevard, I’m moving like a rumor My phone screen is completely cracked, I have zero sense of humor I came here just to find my keys, you came to buy some fries Now we’re staring at a traffic light with blankness in our eyes Bro, I think that's a green light. Or a bird. Idk. I’m dizzy in your stare! Did you spray deodorant in my eye?! We’re trouble, we don’t care You promised, no regrets Say my name, keep me there! One step, two step, closer Lips say “go,” but my gut says “no!” That’s literally just lactose intolerance! If this is wrong, don’t let me know! Mirrorball reflections, we don’t need no introductions I talk in fuzzy chaos, you translate it to instructions Like, you told me to tie my shoes, and I tied them to the chair Now we’re both stuck on the floor, just vibing with the air Teamwork! We are achieving literally nothing! I’m dizzy in your stare! We’re trouble, we don’t care You promised, no regrets Say my name, keep me there! One step, two step, closer Lips say “go,” but my gut says “no!” If this is wrong, don’t let me know! Look at us go, solving riddles that nobody even asked! Are we best friends? Are we rivals? Is this a group project task? ARE WE IN A ROMANCE?! EW, NO! THAT’S CRINGE! You’re decoding my chaos like it’s a master plan But I’m just trying to read the barcode on a Pringles can Lips say “go,” brain says “error 404, file not found” We’ve been standing in this aisle for three hours, spinning 'round And neither of us has the guts to actually just say I wanna go home and watch funny cats videos! I’m dizzy in your stare! We’re trouble, we don’t care You promised, no regrets Say my name, keep me there! One step, two step, closer Lips say “go,” but my gut says “no!” If this is wrong, don’t let me know! So… summary of the night? We are legally brain-dead. NO CAP! ZERO THOUGHTS, HEAD EMPTY! I’m standing in your stare, you’re looking at a pigeon We are accidentally the dumbest duo in the region Wait, did you think this was a date? Gross. We promised 'no regrets', right? Well, my last two brain cells lost the race. Say my name? Honestly, I’ll just call you 'Uh... guy'. Two blind souls, trying to push a door that clearly says 'PULL'. Beautiful. Eleven out of ten. …Can I eat this crayon? Hahahahaha! Oh... you look so sexy in those lederhosen...

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