Norwood the woodman was a jolly happy norwooder With a broken wood pipe and a woody button stub And two eyes made out of wood Norwood the woodman is a fairy tale, they say He was made of wood, but the norwooder know How he came to life one day There must have been some magic in That old silk condom they found For when they placed it on his wood He began to dance around Oh, Norwood the woodman Was alive as he could be And the norwooders say he could laugh and play Just the same as campbell and nudo Chorus] Woody-wood-woody Woody-wood-woody Look at Norwood go Woody-wood-woody Woody-wood-woody Over the hills of snow [Verse 2] Ooh Norwood the woodman Knew the wood was hot that day So he said, "Let's get woodyand we'll have some fun Now before my wood melts away." Down to the City of Wooders With his wood in his hand Running all around the base Saying, "Catch me if you can you stupid Norwooders!" He led them down the air strip Right to a Foreign Norwooder Cop And he only paused a moment when He heard him holler, "WOODY!" Oh, Norwood the woodman Had to get woody on his way But he waved goodbye, saying "Don't you cry, I'll be back again someday." Chorus] Woody-wood-woody Woody-wood-woody Look at Norwood go Woody-wood-woody Woody-wood-woody Over the hills of snow!
