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Robin's A Handy Woman (Remastered)

Off on the distance of a little island You hear a buncha rubbin and a moanin What could this noise be? It ain't caused by Nami she's asleep But Robin's givin out free handies! Frankie walked up to the poop deck Then he whipped out his robo-dihk Robin just pushed down her glasses And exposed her and Nami's asses Sanji and Zoro came a runnin To join in on the ten handed rubbin! Robin used her devil fruit to the absolute best Caused all the strawhat boys to make a big mess She gives the best handies in the grand line ain't that clear Pretty sure I saw Sanji come in her ear She caused Zoro to go four sword style With Loofy, it kinda took a while Cause when she stroked him off in gear third He exploded out a giant gum gum turd! With Chopper she got so freaky And she got face blasted by Jin-bey Brooke don't got a dick so she can't put him to use But all the other strawhat boys she makes them splooge Well the first round of handies was done The thousand sunny was fully soaked in come Zoro climbed up to the crow's nest for a nap Meanwhile Sanji snuck off for another fap Loofy ran up to Robin and said "Hey Robin, I could still use some head!" Before he could say please Robin dropped to her knees Loofy just got so damn excited He yelled out "Hey everyone's invited!" Yay! Gang bang Robin time! Robin used her devil fruit to the absolute best Causes all the strawhat boys to make a big mess She gives the best handies in the grand line ain't that clear Pretty sure I saw Sanji come in her ear She caused Zoro to go four sword style With Loofy, it kinda took a while Cause when she stroked him off in gear third He exploded out a giant gum gum turd! With Chopper she got so freaky And she got face blasted by Jin-bey Brook don't got a dick so she can't put him to use But all the other strawhat boys she makes them splooge Luffy started the party And all the dudes made a farty It splattered all over Robin's face But that made her libido race Then Loofy banged Robin And Sanji started sobbin She gave him all his attention So he started master baiting Usopp yelled out "Hey it's mine turn!" "Robin, I'm gonna make your pussy burn" Well Robin dropped down with ease To whip Usopp's cawk out to please Then Usopp said "Oh hell no!" I'm gonna bang you with my nose! Robin used her devil fruit to the absolute best Causes all the strawhat boys to make a big mess She gives the best handies in the grand line ain't that clear Pretty sure I saw Sanji come in her ear She caused Zoro to go four sword style With Loofy, it kinda took a while Cause when she stroked him off in gear third He exploded out a giant gum gum turd! With Chopper she got so freaky And she got face blasted by Jin-bey Brook don't got a dick so she can't put him to use But all the other strawhat boys she makes them splooge Yay! Oh crap! I shat in Nami's lap!