[Verse 1] Woke up, stepped out, yard looked like a warzone, Twenty goats skatin’ through like they owned the whole home, One’s on the mailbox, one’s on the grill, And the donkey’s in the back yellin’ “CHILL!” [Pre‑Chorus] Megan’s tryin’ hard to wrangle the crew, But they’re punk rock rebels with nothin’ to lose. [Chorus] It’s goat punk anarchy — hooves on the ground, Skate‑park energy when the herd comes around, They’ll eat your weeds, your shoes, your hopes, your dreams, Red Wagon Goats — livin’ life EXTREME. [Verse 2] One goat’s shreddin’ like he’s Tony Hawk, Another’s chewin’ on my left tube sock, They don’t care ‘bout rules, they don’t care ‘bout peace, They just want snacks and emotional release. [Chorus] It’s goat punk anarchy — hooves on the ground, Skate‑park energy when the herd comes around, They’ll eat your weeds, your shoes, your hopes, your dreams, Red Wagon Goats — livin’ life EXTREME. [Outro] Goats rule, humans drool — that’s the scene, Welcome to the pasture of your punk rock dreams.
