[Verse 1] (What's up?) (Sick-a!) (Sick-a!) I get up every morning and I go to work [Verse 2] I go to the bathroom and I give my dick a jerk I sweep off my windows, get in my car I go in the bathroom, give my dick a jerk But my car won't start [Verse 3] Got my tools in the back, burning up the gas Get on the highway, but my car don't go that fast it Don't go that fast [Verse 4] Hurt my back, 57 miles and I gotta get up off my ass (Damn!) (Yeah!) No toilet paper in the porta-john either [Verse 5] Gotta go to work 'cause my wifey wantsa feeda (That's my favorite!) Gotta listen to a bunch of shit from other people all day (Damn!) But they ain't gonna do nothing, yeah Don't toilet paper in the porta-john [Verse 6] I wanna get a gum chew that ass (In some bullets!) (Yeah!) (Yeah!) Get up every morning and I go to work [Verse 7] When I get home, I get in the shower, give my dick a jerk (double jerk!) Wash all that shit off
