[Intro] [A distorted laughter, high-pitched carnival organ melody, quickly descending into a manic, dissonant synth riff] Kefka [Spoken Intro, laughing maniacally]: Ke-he-hee! The world's a joke! And I'm the punchline... and the comedian... and the guy throwing rotten tomatoes! Get it..ke-he-hee!?? [Verse] I'm searchin' for magic, for power so grand! Lookin' for a girl who can't even stand! We're here at Figaro, this castle of rust, And I'm knee-deep in this stupid fucking dust! I hate this damn desert! It's so hot and so dry! And there's sand in my boots! Kee hee hee, I just wanna cry! But crying is for losers! I've got to get HER! Find that girl Terra, and get the Esper! [Chorus] I'm Kefka Palazzo! The world's a damn toy! I'll break it and smash it and fill it with joy! Why create when it's so much more fun to destroy?! Ke-he-hee! You hear that? Espers are my brand new toy! [Verse 2] My next stop is Doma, the castle of the weak, With that goody-two-shoes Leo, with his patience to speak! He said, "Kefka, you wait!" with his honor and might, But patience is for suckers, let's end this whole fight! The river is right there! The poison is true! Watch 'em all drink it, watch 'em all lose! I didn't need to fight 'em, just put 'em to sleep! Kee hee hee, this whole place is just cheap! [Chorus] I'm Kefka Palazzo! The world's a damn toy! I'll break it and smash it and fill it with joy! Why create when it's so much more fun to destroy?! Kee hee hee! You hear that? My power grows beyond plots and ploys! [Verse 3] The Emperor's an idiot! The statues all gleam! This power is mine now, a beautiful dream! With a crack of my fingers, the world's torn in two! I'm a god of magic, and I'm coming for you! Now I sit in my tower, a king in the sky! Lightning and fire, watch the little people cry! They pray for salvation, they look up in fear, But there's no one to save them! Only madness is here! [Outro] THE END! Ke-hee-HEE HA-HA! There is no MORE, ONLY NOTHING! [organ and violin fade]
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