Ten In One

[VERSE] The midway is crowded with people tonight Their faces are colored by bright flashing lights Riding rides, eating crap, they are having fun Till they’re stopped in their tracks at the big ten-in-one [VERSE] Call them freaks, call them marvels, just call them odd Rejected by Man and abandoned by God They take to the stage when there’s no place to hide And the banner line says they’re alive and inside! [CHORUS] Step right up, folks, to the ten in one A sideshow attraction that’s second to none Nature’s mistakes without reason or rhyme The failing of flesh, and only a dime [INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE] [VERSE] There’s a man with two faces, another with none Poobah lifts weights with a hook through his tongue The ossified woman who’s turning to stone And a Prince born with flippers who rolls on his own [VERSE] Here’s Schlitzie the pinhead and Lobster Boy too And the cannibal girl who is hungry for you Electra shoots lightning from her finger tips And a geek who lets horrible things pass his lips {CHORUS] Step right up, folks, to the ten in one A sideshow attraction that’s second to none Nature’s mistakes without reason or rhyme The failing of flesh, and only a dime [CHORUS] Hurry in, folks, it’s about to begin Ten shows in one! The wages of sin Come on inside where the freaks are on view You look at them... and they’ll look at you [INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO] Come on inside where the freaks are on view You look at them...and they’ll look at you! BIG [INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO]