[female voice through a microphone] (And the Grammy goes to… Revolution!) [clapping and cheering through a TV] [talked male voice] (Wait, was I supposed to be there?) [song start] Yeah Aha You know Yeah Yeah, you know I’m off the charts I’m off the start I’ve crossed the line I got nowhere to hide My therapist tells me that I’m going to die But my liver tells me (Nah, dude, I’m fine) So I’m gonna be one of those living undead My vomit will look like it’s been through some meds But I’m living my life like I’m Eminem Goin’ on parties and sweeping some heads But I think I need to get off the ledge (Aha) Like Ozzy did, piss off of the stage (HAHAHAHA) My God, Ronnie, you got cancelled again (Really?) I need to stop, really, before I go to bed Like the Joker, laughing like a maniac This flow isn’t recommended for someone amnesiac Grab the door and smash it, see if it sticks it out But now it’s all over, I’m sober, bend over, I’m golden… It figures you’d say that I need a break (you need a break) But I don’t think I do, that’s your mistake (yeah) And I ain’t any Superman to die on Kryptonite (nope) But you ain’t seen my collection of cionite (Hahaha) I’m armored, in Pearl Harbor, I’m gon’ start a ruffle Get your hands in if you want in on Colorado (me, me) I love L.A., it’s not my fault (not mine) It’s Doctor Dre’s, because he made me cold (ice) But I’m not here to insult nobody (I’m nice) I love Dre’s music, it even inspired me (Inspiration) But seemingly he’s the only one that conceived me (Haha, no) But we’re forgetting Eminem, 50 and this evening (WOOO) Like the Joker, laughing like a maniac This flow isn’t recommended for someone amnesiac Grab the door and smash it, see if it sticks it out But now it’s all over, I’m sober, bend over, I’m golden… [talked] Hahaha… How’d you like that, huh? I mean, I got completely off I’m just me, y’know And I do what I want to Baaaah [end]
