[Verse 1] I could do it right now But that would require knowin' how to do it right now And there's a new episode of my favorite show I'd rather watch my plants grow [Verse 2] I could do it today But that's in all likelihood exactly what I would say tomorrow I want to do it bad But my phone's in my hand [Chorus] All I can say is "Oh All I can say is "Oh Well" I can't blame anybody but myself [Verse 3] I coulda learned it just fine I couldn't get the sleep I need to commit it to my memory last night And I could take a walk to clear my head and prepare But God I hate the fresh air [Verse 4] I don't wanna be loud But if I screamed in my shower I think it might be the perfect time to do it right now In fact It's not a long time at all It's quite easy to stall [Chorus] But all I can say is "Oh Well"