(Verse 1) Sittin’ in the sports hall, pencil in my hand, Tryna write equations but I don’t think I can. Something in my stomach starts to twist and churn, Oh no, not now—this ain't my turn! (Pre-Chorus) Clock's tickin’, silence thick, But my gut just did a kick. Beads of sweat drip down my face, I gotta go—this ain't my place! (Chorus) Oh no, I’m losin’ control, In the middle of an exam, now it's takin’ its toll. A hundred students, all eyes on the test, But I’m clenchin’ my cheeks, prayin’ for the best! (Verse 2) Raised my hand, whispered, "Can I please go?" The invigilator shook his head—big fat "No." Panic in my chest, disaster in my gut, If I move too quick, I know I’ll erupt. (Pre-Chorus) Clock’s tickin’, silence thick, But my gut just did a kick. Tried to hold it, tried to wait, But Mother Nature won’t negotiate! (Chorus) Oh no, I’m losin’ control, In the middle of an exam, now it's takin’ its toll. A hundred students, all eyes on the test, But I’m clenchin’ my cheeks, prayin’ for the best! (Bridge) I shuffle in my chair, try to play it cool, But the pressure’s buildin’—I’m breakin’ the rules. I make a break for it, sprint to the door, But it’s too late... brown thunder roars. (Outro) The room goes silent, whispers spread, My future’s doomed, my dignity’s dead. One last look, then I take my leave, The legend of the sports hall dump will never cease... 🎶💩
