Verse 1 In the fryer forged, in bubbling grease, One golden ring to bring us peace. Seasoned by monks with paprika dust, Guarded by cooks that nobody trusts. Pre-Chorus The ketchup calls... The ranch replies... A hungry fellowship... begins to rise! Chorus Lord of the Onion Rings! Crispy crown of battered kings! One bite to rule them all tonight, Golden circles, glorious delight! Raise your baskets, let freedom sing— All hail the Lord of the Onion Rings! Verse 2 Across the land of Burgermoor, Past Drive-Thru Gate and Food Court Door, The Onion Knight raised sauce on high, While seagulls screamed across the sky. Bridge (epic narration) "They said no mortal could finish... the Bottomless Basket..." "...they were mostly right." Final Chorus Lord of the Onion Rings! Grease upon celestial wings! May our napkins never fail, May our arteries tell the tale! The fryer flames forever bring... GLORY TO THE ONION RINGS!
