(The heavy bass drops. A massive kick drum thumps. The crowd goes wild.) HYPEMAN: Yeah! We live tonight! Y'all ready to move? Let's go! (DJ cuts the bass, loops a high-energy synth line) HYPEMAN: Watch the fingers on the fader, he’s about to change the climate! If you came to stand around, look at the clock, it’s checkout time, kid! (Ad-lib: Move! Move! Work it!) (DJ slams a heavy snare roll, building the tension up) HYPEMAN: He’s chopping up the vocal, feel the rhythm in your chest! We taking this trajectory from the east coast to the west! (Ad-lib: Let’s get it! Talk to 'em!) (DJ drops a classic funk breakbeat over a modern house bassline) HYPEMAN: Old school meets the new school, yeah he blending up the eras! Look at the dancefloor spinning, man, there ain't nothing clearer! (Ad-lib: Hey! Hey! Spin that wheel!) (DJ applies a heavy flanger effect, making the track sound underwater) HYPEMAN: Now he diving underwater, let the pressure start to rise! Wait for the sub-bass explosion, don’t you dare close your eyes! (Ad-lib: Hold your breath! Here it comes!) (DJ releases the effect and drops an absolute weapon of a techno beat) HYPEMAN: Boom! There it is! The selector pulled the trigger! Every time you think it’s maxed, he makes the system sound bigger! (Ad-lib: Woo! Unstoppable! Somebody scream!) (DJ does a quick laser scratch effect, fading the track down to just the vocals) HYPEMAN: Nothing but the microphone, let me hear you stamp your feet! Now bring the walls crashing down when he drops this final beat! (Ad-lib: One, two, three, let’s ride!) (DJ drops a massive, distorted synth-bass finale as the strobe lights flash)
