💎Gem Gremlin 💎

⚠️ SUBJECT MAY ATTEMPT TO EAT YOUR JEWELLERY 🤣 ⚠️ ______________ Oooo…sparkly… Yeah…that’s what I’m talkin’ about… Big gems, small gems, don’t matter to me… If it shines, it’s mine… Tiny cave phantom with a grin full of light, Creepin’ through the darkness when the moon hits the night. Diamond eyes glowin’, got a hunger I can’t fight, Every jewel in the room lookin’ like a tasty bite. Wedding bands vanish right before the vows, Rich folks lookin’ confused, askin’ “how?” Crystal from the chandelier, snackin’ while I prowl, Ghost in the machine every time I come around. Security cameras flicker when I pass, Alarm systems crash like they’re made of glass. Billionaires cry while I’m fillin’ up my stash, Crunchin’ on emeralds like they’re candy in a bag. Opals look delicious, rubies got appeal, Every precious gemstone turns into a meal. Got a sixth sense radar for that sparkle and that gleam, If you’re hidin’ shiny treasure, I’m already on the scene. Gem Gremlin… Sneakin’ through the walls while the whole house sleeps… Gem Gremlin… Every hidden treasure’s mine to keep… I don’t want your money, Don’t care about your cash, Just point me toward the gemstones And I’m raiding your stash. Gem Gremlin… Fastest little thief that you ever did meet… Gem Gremlin… Silent little footsteps, never miss a beat… Laughin’ in the shadows with a mouth full of jewels, Anything that glitters gets removed from you fools… (Gimme gimme) Whole town losin’ sleep, everybody on edge, Accusin’ neighbours, cousins, kids and the feds. Meanwhile I’m below ground countin’ all my gems, Buildin’ shiny mountains in my underground den. Pawn shops get emptied, safes get cleaned out, People swear they locked ‘em up without a doubt. Old collectors panic when their rare stones disappear, Then they hear a distant crunch and know I’m somewhere near. Sleep paralysis goblin in the corner of your sight, Little glowing eyes watchin’ in the middle of the night. Never sell a single stone, never trade a single piece, Every diamond that I steal ends up part of my feast. Click… Clack… Crunch… Hear that sound? Too late… That priceless gemstone? Already ate. Saved it for a special day… Told myself I’d wait… Five minutes later… Crunch. Gem Gremlin… Creepin’ through the darkness where the treasure hides… Gem Gremlin… Always got a gemstone mountain by my side… Take what I can carry, Then I double back again, ‘Cause one trip’s never enough When you’re the greediest gremlin. Gem Gremlin… Laughin’ while I disappear from sight… Gem Gremlin… King of shiny theft and late-night bites… If it sparkles… If it glimmers… If it catches my eye… You can try to hide it… But I’m already nearby…