[Intro] [Heavy mob music bassline drops] [High-pitched funk whistle synth enters with crisp claps] (Look up in the sky... is it a driver? No, mane...) (It's an autonomous unit rollin' through the Town...) [Chorus] [Bouncy Bay Area call-and-response hook] (I need a ride home!) Captain Save a Rider! (Surge price higher!) Captain Save a Rider! (He don't even steer!) Captain Save a Rider! (Cruisin' all year!) Captain Save a Rider! [Verse 1] [Animated Bay Area cadence, conversational bounce] Pulled up to the curb, zero humans in the front seat Lidar spinning on the roof, rolling down the city street Passenger was stranded with a five-percent battery Looking at the app like, "Who is this addressing me?" I'm sitting on the couch while the vehicle does the pick up Automatic charging pad, never gotta fill it up She hopped in the back, crisp AC blowing cool Told her, "Tap the screen, family, we don't play it's cool" Didn' have to talk to driver, just relaxed No awkward conversation, just the smooth automated track Now she textin all her friends saying, "Look at this display" If you wanna run in the city, mane, this the only way! [Chorus] [Bouncy Bay Area call-and-response hook] (I need a ride home!) Captain Save a Rider! (Surge price higher?) Captain Save a Rider! (He don't even steer!) Captain Save a Rider! (Cruisin' all year!) Captain Save a Rider! [Verse 2] [Laid-back, confident West Coast flow] Out at two in the mornin when the club doors close Every other rideshare driver sitting on their toes My single bot workin' overtime, taking on the queue Collecting all the fares while I'm sleepin' through the two Folks asking in the back, "Man, who owns this single car fleet?" Got my name on the profile, cleanest on the street I ain't gotta preach to 'em, they see the monthly grid Seeing how much passive income this little unit did Now they taking screenshots of the dashboard lightin Asking how the server and the hardware be unitin I just smile through the camera, keep the sensor clear Once you get one unit, you'll be runnin it for years! [Chorus] [Bouncy Bay Area call-and-response hook] (I need a ride home!) Captain Save a Rider! (Surge price higher?) Captain Save a Rider! (He don't even steer!) Captain Save a Rider! (Cruisin' all year!) Captain Save a Rider! [Outro] [Spoken-word Bay Area commentary over fading beat] Ughhh! Yeah, mane. You ain't gotta argue or fight wit a passenger or driver nobody's driving tonight. The apparatus takes care of the whole route. Saves the night, saves the bag, saves the whole city. Set your unit loose on the grid, family. Captain Save a Ride! [Fade out] [End]
