(Verse 1) The thermostat is set to eighteen, I'm wearing my scarf indoors, My neighbor reported me for too much steam from my dishwasher, it's pure horrors. They slapped a GPS on my bicycle, saying it's to save the planet, I'm pedaling right in my living room, sweating ecology, isn't it magic? (Chorus) Oh, climate lockdown, locked up tight to save the ice, I'm counting steps in the hallway, spinning round and round twice... It's for the good of the Earth, they say with a giant smile, But at this rate of staying home, I'm the one who'll melt in a while!.. (Verse 2) The autonomous bus just drove by, delivering a small bag of seeds, That's all I've got left to eat to forget all my needs. My chicken is banned from going outside, she releases too much CO2, So we just stare at the ceiling together, that's what old friends do. (Chorus) Oh, climate lockdown, locked up tight to save the ice, I'm counting steps in the hallway, spinning round and round twice... It's for the good of the Earth, they say with a giant smile, But at this rate of staying home, I'm the one who'll melt in a while!.. (Verse 3) I turned my balcony into a virgin forest of three square meters, To offset the carbon from my last espresso, fueling the heaters. They say it's for the future, the sky will be bluer tomorrow, In the meantime, I'm doing yoga while staring at my neighbor in sorrow. (Outro) Come on, stay at home, don't move a single inch, It's the brand new trend, sustainable, built for a pinch. Long live the lockdown, long live the silence, long live progress,... Well, back to pedaling... wouldn't want to miss the climate summit express!...
