[Intro] (spoken, confidentially) Bupu know cure. Very good cure. Lizard Cure. Lizard little bit dead. That no matter. Dead make magic stay in. [Verse 1] Greeney goop strings in you head, slosh around like tides? Belly doing flop-flop bad? Red stuff down you sides? Rat you eat was maybe old. Maybe old long time. Bupu got good cure for that. Soon you feeling fine. [Chorus] Lizard Cure, Lizard Cure, sure make you all whole. Hold him close and breathe him deep. That you only goal. Never mind him cold dead eyes staring at you chin. Lizard know what wrong with you. Let good magic in. [Verse 2] Stew come fighting back tonight? Shoulders got the shiver? Mage put sparky spell on you? Lightning make you quiver? Dragon breathe too close again? Skin all black and sore? Bupu know what fix all that. Lizard fix some more. [Chorus] Lizard Cure, Lizard Cure, sure make you all whole. Hold him close and breathe him deep. That you only goal. Never mind him cold dead eyes staring at you chin. Lizard know what wrong with you. Let good magic in. [Verse 3] Hail make holes upon you head? Fall face-first in slime? Knight make great big hole in you? You be fine in time. Big bad curse upon you tail? Toe big like a tree? No you worry. Bupu here. Lizard set you free. [Break] (spoken) No touch. Lizard very magic. One magic... and one magic... and one magic... Two magic. Very much. [Verse 4] Pimples on you earlobes, blue fungus on you toes, Ouch inside you belly-place where nobody knows. Need get better very soon. Important things to do. Eat some stew and find good trash. Maybe steal a shoe. Stand real still. No run away. Bupu fixing you. [Final Chorus] Lizard Cure, Lizard Cure, sure make you all whole. Hold him close and breathe him deep. That you only goal. Never mind him cold dead eyes staring at you chin. Lizard know what wrong with you. Let good magic in. Lizard Cure, Lizard Cure, best cure Bupu know. If you sick, he make you well. If not... still good though. [Outro] (spoken, proudly) See? You better. Bupu tell you.
