Hero's Night [Hip Hop]

[Spoken conversational intro] [Bob]: Prince!!! [Prince]: What?!?! [Bob]: We've got criminals trying to rob a couple. [Prince in Sarcastic tone]: Oh my god, Bob, you're right. [Bob] What should we do? [Prince]: Nothing, not our problem. [Bob]: Prince! [Prince]: Hahaha, just joking, To the Batm.. I mean the Princemobile. Very creative name, I know. Haha. Start the beat [Funny Hip hop beat starts.] [Prince]: Turn on the engines, Bob. [Bob]: On. Make sure everything is up to date [Bob]: Everything's good. Make sure your pants aren’t too tight [Bob]: We are good – What!? Haha let's gooooooo!!! [Car driving sound effect] [Verse 1] [Prince]: I’m about to blow y'all's minds with all these rhymes clean as a whistle, but dirty as grime Still sublime, I'll do this for you this one time, while we’re on our way to stop these criminals from committing this crime; their brains must be as sour as limes. They’re a few bricks shy of a load. Their mental elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. That’s fosho. Haha Bob, you know I’m right. [Driving sound effect] [Bob]: I know there’re a bunch of ignorami (That's DEFINITELY a real word!), but why do you have to keep insulting their intelligence, Prince? (Cause I be…) No, that ain’t cool, that ain’t right, like… (Really, Bob, why you criticizing me like a gadfly?) Yes, I know best Better than the rest And it’s no contest We’re heroes We got a job to do Which is preventing criminals from committing future sins You the Batman, I’m the Robin And we the only ones stopping em’ Right now it’s stopping these pitiful excuses for criminals ([Prince]: Look who’s talking) Clearly the pinnacle of incompetence that deserves to face severe consequences ([Prince in concerned tone]: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa) Deserve all the ridicule For attempting to rob innocent individuals ([Prince]: Alright man calm down.) [Conversation] [Bob]: Sorry, I lost myself for a second [Prince]: It’s all good, what were we even talking about? [Bob]: I forgot. [Prince]: Well, let's just try to find these robbers, ok? [Bob]: Ok [Prince]: Shall we sing the hook? [Bob] Sure [Hook x2] [Prince and Bob] We’re being honest no deception, no lie we promise Their plan about to go awry ‘Cause when we come by, they gon’ catch a couple black eyes And they gon’ kiss their careers Goodbye Tonight [Conversation] [Bob]: There they are [Prince]: What’s up, fellas [Prince]: Uh oh, there’s a lot more of them than I originally thought [Prince:] You take half, I take half? [Bob]: That works. [Prince]: Alright then, let us layeth the smacketh down. [Punching sound effects] [Verse 2] [Prince]: And here’s a right, a left, and another right “These hands are rated E for everyone it's on sight So keep 'em comin’” But they all got scared, they started runnin’ But one of them came back, straight gunnin’ Firing rounds n rounds of bullets Bob and I had to split up and chose to hide in the shadows While the robbers tried to quickly get the dough But I’m so cerebral, I developed a plan faster than the Flash, doing the running man. Bob and I took our positions and flanked that fool Finished him with a two-piece just to embarrass that fool Then we managed to gather up all the others with our tools And when we saw red and blue lights, we left before the police showed up But we had to leave them robbers with a couple of rhymes just to tell them what’s up. [Final Hook x2] [Prince and Bob] We’re being honest no deception, no lie we promise We knew your plan was about to go awry ‘Cause when we came by, y'all caught a couple black eyes And now y'all gon’ kiss your careers Goodbye Tonight Bye Bye!! HAHA [Instrumental Outro]