[Verse 1] The dog didn't like me Always trying to bite it Ma and Pa dint understand That I was a Pungent young man Pungent young man [Verse 2] Lots of kids around the playground But when I played no one was around I had flies around my waistline Man life sure was unkind [Chorus] Never could ride the bus They all made too much fuss They made me walk all alone Cause I had a stinky bone Stinky bone My stinky bone Baby you don't wanna mess with me Better just leave me alone [Verse 3] High school was insane (it was crazy) Kids they all called me strange They pointed me and laughed Tell me that I needed a bath [Chorus] I just couldn't take no more Packed up my things ran out the door Didn't wanna cause mama no pain But I hopped a fast moving train (wait for me baby) Met some boys that played guitar City to city and bar to bar They said what's your name homes I say you can call me "stinky bone" Stinky bone Call me stinky bone Don't fool around with me mama Cause you better just leave me alone Get stinkyy with me, Matttchooo, Oww!!! [Instrumental] guitar rippin solo [Verse 4] We played all night long Drinking wine and rocking songs And the next Town, we played like kings Who could have known stinky bone could sing [Chorus]e Then we started making dough Everybody came to see the show I was smelling bad, and breakin hearts As those songs climbed up the charts Now everybody I knew could see that.... I am a true celebrity Girls back home they want me for their own But you won't get one dance with stinky bone That's rightttttt Stinky bone I'm stinky bone You lost your chance baby Now just leave me alone [Outro] I'm just busy smokin this bowl.....
