[Verse 1] If it looks like a bat Sounds like a bat And flies like a bat It's not Superman It's Man-Bat He hits me when I call him that But honestly I don't care I love this guy Ooh Why are we straight? His smile is stupid His jokes are bad But he likes me And he is a bat [Chorus] Man-Bat Look at him go Flying around like a very confused crow Man-Bat He thinks he looks so cool My cat wants to eat him And honestly She rules [Verse 2] My cat keeps staring at him I think she wants a bite Maybe she thinks he's dinner Honestly, she might be right meow [Chorus] Man-Bat Look at him go Flying around like a very confused crow Man-Bat He thinks he looks so cool My cat wants to eat him And honestly She rules [Outro] Why are we straight? Anyway Man-Bat
