[INTRO — DJ Champignon, deep mysterious voice] Ladies and gentlemen… Tonight, I present… The only creature in the universe Who has absolutely no idea what he's doing. WAABOO WAABOO: WAAAAAABOOOOOO! DJ CHAMPIGNON: Yep. That's my best friend. [ALIEN WHISPERS] Click… clack… clock… Who unlocked the fridge? Why is the ceiling on the floor? And who's that dancing little bridge? [VERSE 1 — DJ CHAMPIGNON] He came from nowhere, wearing one shoe, Said “Waaboo waaboo!” — I said “Who are you?” He stole my snacks, he broke my synth, Then danced so hard he bent spacetime! He can't say hello, he can't say goodbye, He waves at the floor and moonwalks to the sky! He's got three elbows and a backwards head, But he's the only friend I need in my bed— NO! NOT LIKE THAT! I MEAN ON THE SOFA! WAABOO, STOP EATING MY CONTROLLER! [PRE-DROP — WAABOO WAABOO] Waaboo? Waaboo waaboo! Click clack clock! LILILILILALA! DJ CHAMPIGNON: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID! BUT TURN THE BASS UP! [DROP — BOTH] WAABOO WAABOO! CLICK CLACK CLOCK! MUSHROOM BASS MAKE THE GALAXY ROCK! LALILALU! LILALA LÈRE! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER IN OUTER SPACE, YEAH! BOOM-BA-BOOM! ZIGGA-ZOOM! WAABOO JUST ATE THE DJ BOOTH! OI! OI! OI! WHAT A SHOW! DJ CHAMPIGNON AND HIS WAABOO BRO! [VERSE 2 — THE FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM] DJ CHAMPIGNON: I said “Press play!” — he launched a sun! I said “Stop!” — he said “MORE FUN!” I built a beat, he broke the beat, Now seven planets are dancing in the street! WAABOO WAABOO: BING BONG BONGO! FLIPPITY-FLOP! I PUT A BANANA INSIDE THE DROP! DJ CHAMPIGNON: That's not a banana! That's my golden microphone! WAABOO: …Waaboo? DJ CHAMPIGNON: I'M GOING TO NEED A BIGGER FRIENDSHIP! [BREAKDOWN — EMOTIONAL ALIEN MOMENT] DJ CHAMPIGNON: You know… You're weird. You're loud. You ate my spaceship. Twice. But when the whole universe Doesn't understand my music… WAABOO WAABOO: Waaboo… DJ CHAMPIGNON: You dance anyway, buddy. [BUILD-UP — SOFT TO EXPLOSIVE] WAABOO… WAABOO… CLICK… CLACK… CLOCK… DJ CHAMPIGNON: THIS DROP IS FOR MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER GALAXY! [FINAL DROP — MAXIMUM FRIENDSHIP MAYHEM] WAABOO WAABOO! WE RUN THE SHOW! ONE MUSHROOM! ONE WEIRDO! LALILALU! LILALA LÈRE! TWO CRAZY LEGENDS! ZERO REPAIR! CLICK CLACK CLOCK! THE STARS EXPLODE! WAABOO JUST DANCE-MODED A BLACK HOLE! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET THE MADNESS GROW! DJ CHAMPIGNON AND HIS WAABOO BRO! [OUTRO — QUIET] DJ CHAMPIGNON: You're my best friend, you know that? WAABOO WAABOO: Waaboo waaboo. DJ CHAMPIGNON: …You sold my spaceship?! WAABOO: LALALALÈÈÈRE! [FINAL SOUND] CLICK. CLACK. OOPS.
