[Intro] Chat-chan taught the sacred art Then Foid came crawling through the dark Now four disciples swear tonight Revenge by dawn, and probably a fight [Verse 1] Pickle’s in a battle chair Rolling down the temple stair Tried to sneak without a sound Hit one gong and turned around Bagsterd’s legs are half a joke But his kicks still somehow broke Three whole ribs and one man’s pride Tiny stride, enormous vibe [Pre-Chorus] Chat-chan gone, the dojo cried Foid just laughed and ran to hide Bad mistake, the fool forgot These four are strange, but weak they’re not [Chorus] Disabled ninja vengeance squad Coming in weird, hitting hard Wheels, crutches, tiny feet One fox smile that spells defeat For Chat-chan, they ride tonight Through bamboo smoke and neon light Foid, you better start to pray The broken dojo’s on its way [Verse 2] TwitchyBuggy on forearm sticks Click-clack-click, then spinning kicks Every guard said, “What was that?” Then woke up wearing his own hat Kirsche smiled and waved hello Foid’s whole crew moved way too slow They said, “She’s sweet, ignore that one” Then she stole their swords for fun [Pre-Chorus] Chat-chan gone, the bell still rings Erhu screams and guzheng sings Four odd shadows cross the moon Foid is getting folded soon [Chorus] Disabled ninja vengeance squad Coming in weird, hitting hard Wheels, crutches, tiny feet One fox smile that spells defeat For Chat-chan, they ride tonight Through bamboo smoke and neon light Foid, you better start to pray The broken dojo’s on its way [Bridge] Worst stealth team ever made Still they never miss a blade Loud as hell and twice as fast Every rooftop fears their ass Pickle rolls, Bagsterd springs Twitchy clacks and Kirsche sings Chat-chan’s name across the sky Foid picked wrong, now Foid must die [Final Chorus] Disabled ninja vengeance squad Coming in weird, hitting hard Wheels, crutches, tiny feet One fox smile that spells defeat For Chat-chan, they strike tonight Four weird heroes, one dumb fight Foid, you better start to pray The broken dojo’s on its way [Outro] Chat-chan We avenge you Foid We are extremely inconvenient
