Tuesday morning coffee spills on spreadsheets Calculator batteries need replacing soon The stapler's broken, need to find the receipt Elevator music plays the same old tune Filing cabinets dream of electric sheep (Sheep! Sheep!) Photocopy machines are counting to three (One, two, three!) The water cooler speaks in ancient tongues (Glub glub glub!) While parking meters sing their corporate songs Microwave instructions say defrost for seven But the clock is blinking twelve-oh-oh again Lost my keys somewhere between floor eleven And the lobby where they sell expired pain [Chanted] Form 27-B requires signature Validate parking before you expire The printer's out of cyan, magenta's fine Please hold while we transfer you to line nine Lights are humming lullabies (Hum hum hum!) The fax machine is sending its goodbyes (Beep beep beep!) Tomorrow's meeting's been moved to yesterday (Yesterday!) But nobody knows what we're supposed to say [Whispered over epic orchestral finale] The stapler... dreams... of... Tuesday...
