✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ 🎶 We've built a German-speaking community for Suno artists! 🎶 We're the *StorytellerZ* – and you can find us on Discord: 👉 https://discord.gg/storytellerz ✧✦═══⊰ - ⊱═══ ✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧✦ ✧✦ ═══⊰ - ⊱═══✦✧ © 2026 by XxSp1derxX. Unauthorized use or duplication of these lyrics and music is prohibited. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there’s something strange… In your pants… Who you gonna call? If there’s something strange in your pants at night Makes you shift around, doesn’t feel quite right And you’re losing sleep till the break of dawn Better pick up fast, something’s clearly on It wiggles, it moves, it won’t behave You tried to ignore it, but it won’t stay caged Who you gonna call? Schlongbusters! When it won’t stand still? Schlongbusters! If it shows up strong— We ain’t afraid of no schlong! No sleep till it’s cleared, yeah the pressure’s real You don’t know if it’s magic or how you feel Certified specialists, trained and true We got tools and units to handle you Containment unit, locked and tight We handle the problem, day or night Who you gonna call? Schlongbusters! If it’s outta control? Schlongbusters! Big or small, short or long— We ain’t afraid of no schlong! Better call the pros, don’t hesitate When the situation starts to escalate No shame, no fear, no wrong or right We bust that Schlong with scientific might Who you gonna call? Schlongbusters! When it’s acting strong? Schlongbusters! Say it loud, sing along— We ain’t afraid of no schlong! If there’s something strange… In your pants… Who you gonna call? Schlongbusters!
