愿每个人都能找到自己的手机 (May Everyone Find Their Phone)

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comedy blues, jazz, laugh in background, broadway live

[Verse 1]
电脑响叮咚 微信要扫码
扫码要人命！ 扫码要人命！
昨天刚登录 今天装失忆
苹果咧嘴笑 逼我演猴戏

[Pre-Chorus]
啊哈 微信说不行
啊哈 苹果说不行
啊哈 它们联手造了个地狱

[Chorus]
扫扫扫扫到眼珠裂两半
转转转转出火星撞地球
左手够手机 右手砸键盘
这死循环比西天取经还难！
这死循环比西天取经还难！

[Verse 2]
用苹果投影想偷渡手机
弹窗跳出来说先在手机输密码
输密码！ 输密码！
自己和自己打游击战

[Pre-Chorus]
啊哈 微信说不行
啊哈 苹果说不行
啊哈 它们联手造了个地狱

[Chorus]
扫扫扫扫到眼珠裂两半
转转转转出火星撞地球
左手够手机 右手砸键盘
这死循环比西天取经还难！
这死循环比西天取经还难！

[Bridge]
老板在怒吼 (在怒吼)
文件传不走 (传不走)
电脑要扫码 (要扫码)
手机要密码 (要密码)
我卡在屏幕间当数字乞丐

[Outro]
下次用传真更痛快 (更痛快)
至少不用对二维码跪拜 (跪拜)
科技让生活像登月失败
登月失败！ 登月失败！

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[Verse 1]
The computer dings, and WeChat demands a QR scan—
A scan that could cost you your life! A scan that could cost you your life!
I just logged in yesterday; today you are feigning amnesia,
While Apple grins broadly, forcing me to perform a monkey show.

[Pre-Chorus]
Aha, WeChat says “no way,”
Aha, Apple says “no way,”
Aha, together they’ve built a living hell.

[Chorus]
Scan, scan, scan until your eyeballs split in two,
Spin, spin, spin until Mars collides with Earth,
Left hand reaches for the phone, right hand smashes the keyboard—
This vicious cycle is tougher than a journey to the West!
This vicious cycle is tougher than a journey to the West!

[Verse 2]
I try to sneak into my phone using iPhone Mirroring,
But a pop-up jumps out, demanding I enter the password on my phone—
Enter on the phone! Enter on the phone!
It’s me versus me in a guerrilla battle.

[Pre-Chorus]
Aha, WeChat says “no way,”
Aha, Apple says “no way,”
Aha, together they’ve built a living hell.

[Bridge]
The boss is roaring in anger (roaring in anger),
Files just won’t transfer (won’t transfer),
The computer demands a scan (demands a scan),
The phone demands a password (demands a password),
And here I am, stuck between screens—a digital beggar.

[Outro]
Next time, using a fax might be far more satisfying (more satisfying),
At least I wouldn’t have to bow before QR codes (bow before them),
Technology has turned life into a failed moon landing—
A failed moon landing! A failed moon landing!

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[Verse 1] 电脑响叮咚微信要扫码扫码要人命！扫码要人命！昨天刚登录今天装失忆苹果咧嘴笑逼我演猴戏 [Pre-Chorus] 啊哈微信说不行啊哈苹果说不行啊哈它们联手造了个地狱 [Chorus] 扫扫扫扫到眼珠裂两半转转转转出火星撞地球左手够手机右手砸键盘这死循环比西天取经还难！这死循环比西天取经还难！ [Verse 2] 用苹果投影想偷渡手机弹窗跳出来说先在手机输密码输密码！输密码！自己和自己打游击战 [Pre-Chorus] 啊哈微信说不行啊哈苹果说不行啊哈它们联手造了个地狱 [Chorus] 扫扫扫扫到眼珠裂两半转转转转出火星撞地球左手够手机右手砸键盘这死循环比西天取经还难！这死循环比西天取经还难！ [Bridge] 老板在怒吼 (在怒吼) 文件传不走 (传不走) 电脑要扫码 (要扫码) 手机要密码 (要密码) 我卡在屏幕间当数字乞丐 [Outro] 下次用传真更痛快 (更痛快) 至少不用对二维码跪拜 (跪拜) 科技让生活像登月失败登月失败！登月失败！ --------- [Verse 1] The computer dings, and WeChat demands a QR scan— A scan that could cost you your life! A scan that could cost you your life! I just logged in yesterday; today you are feigning amnesia, While Apple grins broadly, forcing me to perform a monkey show. [Pre-Chorus] Aha, WeChat says “no way,” Aha, Apple says “no way,” Aha, together they’ve built a living hell. [Chorus] Scan, scan, scan until your eyeballs split in two, Spin, spin, spin until Mars collides with Earth, Left hand reaches for the phone, right hand smashes the keyboard— This vicious cycle is tougher than a journey to the West! This vicious cycle is tougher than a journey to the West! [Verse 2] I try to sneak into my phone using iPhone Mirroring, But a pop-up jumps out, demanding I enter the password on my phone— Enter on the phone! Enter on the phone! It’s me versus me in a guerrilla battle. [Pre-Chorus] Aha, WeChat says “no way,” Aha, Apple says “no way,” Aha, together they’ve built a living hell. [Chorus] Scan, scan, scan until your eyeballs split in two, Spin, spin, spin until Mars collides with Earth, Left hand reaches for the phone, right hand smashes the keyboard— This vicious cycle is tougher than a journey to the West! This vicious cycle is tougher than a journey to the West! [Bridge] The boss is roaring in anger (roaring in anger), Files just won’t transfer (won’t transfer), The computer demands a scan (demands a scan), The phone demands a password (demands a password), And here I am, stuck between screens—a digital beggar. [Outro] Next time, using a fax might be far more satisfying (more satisfying), At least I wouldn’t have to bow before QR codes (bow before them), Technology has turned life into a failed moon landing— A failed moon landing! A failed moon landing!

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