YEAH! (Yeah) Turn the grill up! No greens allowed! (Eww) If it ain’t fried, I ain’t satisfied! (Yeah) Mama said, (“Boy, eat your broccoli”) I said, “Nah, pass the beef and the mozzarella, please” (please) Salad lookin’ like a lawnmower crime scene I want bacon stacked higher than my self-esteem Got ribs on the smoker, wings in the fryer Cheese pull so long it could be the yellow brick road Vegetarian menu? That’s a horror attack Even my pizza is a heart attack Extra pepperoni Double meat delight If the doctor calls me Tell him not tonight (Chorus) I HATE VEGETABLES! I said what I said! I want a burger so big it can’t fit the bread! Load my plate with grease and regret I ain’t even close to finished yet! MEAT! MEAT! (mega meat) Everything I eat! If it once had a heartbeat, throw it on the heat! Even my pizza is a heart attack And I’m still asking, “Can you double-stack that?” Fridge full of steak, freezer full of chicken (yum) Cast iron skillet always sizzling in the kitchen Green beans? Nope. Kale? Get lost. I want a taco with a cholesterol sauce Mac and cheese with the bacon explosion Soda pop fizz like a chemical potion Got BBQ stains on my favorite flannel I season my fries with irrational anger BLEGH! Lettuce is crunchy water! Tomatoes are betrayal! This song is sponsored by poor decisions! (Yeah) I HATE VEGETABLES! (Yuck) Crank the amplifier! My dinner plate look like a backyard fire! Stack those patties to the ceiling fan Cardiologist hates me, but I got a plan! MEAT! MEAT! (Mega Meat) Everybody shout! Throw the tofu gently out! Even my pizza is a heart attack But if loving meat is wrong… I’m never turning back! Pass the hot sauce… And the antacids. Mmmm hmmmm
