[Intro: guitar riff] Verse 1: There was a man named Dan,Walking through life with no real plan,Then one day, fate said, "Oh, what the heck!"He saw a woman, and their eyes did connect. Verse 2: Her name was Bess, with eyes that gleam,Dan thought, "This must be a dream!"He asked her out, she said, "Why not?"So they went to her place, where the plot thickens a lot. Chorus: Love at first sight, it can be quite the fright,When she said, "Sit tight, let me slip into something more comfortable tonight." Verse 3: Dan sat, nerves all a-tingle,Imagining lace, maybe a slight mingle.But when she emerged, oh what a sight,Leather from head to toe, whip in hand, ready to fight. [Interlude] [Guitar Solo] Verse 4: Dan's eyes went wide, his heart did race,He wasn't sure if this was his place.He thought of romance, but got quite the show,When Bess returned, ready to go. Bridge: "Oh Bess," he stuttered, "What's your game?"She smiled wickedly, "Isn't it a shame?""I thought for love, you were quite ready,But perhaps, my dear, you're just a tad unsteady." Chorus: Love at first sight, it can be quite the fright,When she said, "Sit tight, let me slip into something more comfortable tonight." Outro: Dan ran out, quick as can be,Love at first sight? Not for me!But Bess just laughed, with a whip and a grin,"Next time, Dan, bring your own skin!" [Interlude] [Guitar Solo] [Ending: Guitar riff]
