Old County Fair

[Intro] [Verse] I was walking around at the Old County Fair Met a fat teacher who was working there She was really sweet and enjoyed my humor I knew right away that she'd be touching on my goober (touching on my goober) [Verse] She cooked me dinner and we had kisses Then she sat in her knitting chair Pulled up her dress and pointed down Smearing butter all around with care (touching on my goober) [Chorus] She’s got a big belly With a deep belly button Way down inside Thats where I’ll be nuttin’ She squeezes it tight It’s like a plump donut I’m pumping away It’s tighter than a butt When I’m ready to come She twists and turns it I moan deep while thrusting She fully absorbs it I pull out slowly It’s all trapped inside She uses a straw To suck out her prize To suck out her prize [Verse] She said, "I've never been with a muscular man." I let her rub on my abs and she came with no hands She opened her legs and everything was stained It looked like a map from the civil war days (touching on my goober) [Verse] I asked her if I could do anything else She said, "No, that's quite alright." She wrapped up leftovers for me to take And I drove off into the night (touching on my goober)