[Intro – whispered, rising] Zoom in. Eyes wide. No blink. Don’t hide. [Verse 1] Came in a pod, Smellin’ like moss. Wore a big hat, Actin’ like boss. Hissed in Latin, Floated in robes. Shouted, “Boom!” And exploded the globes. [Drop/Chorus] Lizard Pope! From Planet Zonk! Rave control! Mind go bonk! Bass too loud? Nah – GO STRONG! Hit that gong! All night long! [Verse 2] Baptised my brain, In alien goo. Married a toaster, Divorced it too. Snakes in the ceiling, Chantin’ in code. One just winked, Now I’m in the mode. [Drop/Chorus] Lizard Pope! From Planet Zonk! Touch my soul! Melt my conk! Boom-boom-boom – in psychic funk! Take my shoes, I’m full-on monk! [Bridge – breakdown, echo FX] He say: "Glowstick’s law. Laser claw. Bow to me. Dance, you saw.” [Build-up] Microwave crown. Disco snake frown. High priest scream. Wormhole town. [Final Drop – over the top] Lizard Pope! You know his name! Planet Zonk! Ain’t playin’ games! Skull goes pop, brain gets flame! Eurovision – praise the strange!
