[Intro] beebiddibbiddeebibidybe-ROF! [Verse 1] Microwave beef in the boardroom sink CEO screaming while his eyeballs blink Stapler in my backpack Tax fraud in my drink BREEEEEEEE BREE BREE EEEEEEEEEE Pencil neck goblin in a necktie suit Smells like expired chicken noodle soup Bluetooth headset fused into his skull Still talking profits while the toilets overflow ROH ROH ROH DOG DOG DOG [Pre-Breakdown] CLOCK IN THROW UP CLOCK OUT THROW UP PAYCHECK THROW UP PROMOTION THROW UUUUUP [Breakdown] BLEGH Corporate vomit Splattered on the printer tray Corporate vomit HR says “have a blessed day” BREEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE RRRAAAAH ROOF ROOF ROOF ROH Two-day-old tuna melt Inside the company fridge I found a rat doing cocaine Behind the office bridge BLEGH [Verse 2] I GOT FIVE ENERGY DRINKS INSIDE MY SPINAL CORD YUH Keyboard crumbs inside my lungs Middle manager with no eyebrows Standing in the parking lot Eating drywall BREEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEE Fax machine baptism Rotting in the rain Intern covered head-to-toe In barbecue stain RUH RUH ROH DOG [Fake Chorus] Everybody clap your hands Everybody lose your teeth Everybody crowd kill grandma To the sound of broken sheets BLEGH BLEGH BLEGH EEEEEEEEE [Bridge] Pig squeal vacuum cleaner noises BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE grrrrrrrr WORF ROH ROH ROH EEEUUUUGGGHHH The janitor ascends into the ceiling tiles The microwave begins to breathe Somebody left spaghetti in the server room FOR THREE HUNDRED WEEKS [Final Breakdown] Corporate VOMIT Corporate VOMIT SPIN KICK THE WATER COOLER BLEGH KILL THE COPY MACHINE ARF ARF KILL THE COPY MACHINE ARF ARF I WANT A REFUND ON MY BODY BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YUH ROH ROH ROH ROH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Outro] vomit vomit vomit vomit BLEGH
