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God Didn't Complain

V5

[Verse 1] Let's take a trip back to 1996 I met a hippie chick talking shit about the twist She said you know that Chubby Checker dance that everyone likes to do Well here's some breaking news, I just wrote some brand new moves Then a box of booms blasted tunes throughout the room Before I knew what to do, her body started to move [Verse 2] But the way that she moved, was practically obscene She looked so hot, she smelled like gasoline And oh my god, don't even ask Yes of course she taught me the Randi Dance! Each new step was more funky than the last But if you got the cash then you'd probably have a blast Buy the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance from me Get the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance for cheap Own the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance for a fee That's what they call it, get out your wallet [Verse 3] Randi tells me she can sell her Randi Dance routine Then somehow she agrees, to sell the moves to me And oh my god, why even ask? Yes, of course, I bought the goddamn dance Each new step cost much more than the last I had a blast but then I ran out of cash So buy the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance from me Get the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance for cheap Own the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance routine That's what they call it, get out ya wallet [Verse 4] As soon as I said it, I knew that it rhymed And that's when the Randi Dandi Dance came to mind I had half a beer and a shitload of wine And that's when the Randi Dandi dance came to mind It costs 1999 plus delivery fee I can get you started with some moves for free First you wiggle all your fingers but just one of your thumbs If you order right now now I can tell you which one And then you switch each foot under the opposite knee Now you're doing Randi's dance, you see! Yeah, buy the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance from me Do the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance for cheap Own the Randi Dandi Randi Dandi Dance routine If that's what they call it, get out ya wallet [Verse 5] That old dog can send you a "bow-wow-wow" Give you everything you need to live inside the twisted cage Sleep inside the empty raid I had a dream that I was your man I wish I was your lover, I'd rock you 'til the daylight comes Make sure you're safe and warm I am about to be your mother I'll do such things to ease your pain And for your mind and you won't feel ashamed at all Open up the sign, "God didn't complain" The way that she moved was practically obscene She looked so hot, she smelled like gasoline And oh my god, don't even ask If it's a pop star then you give her money fast And oh my god, they grow up so fast If you turn on the fast and then take a bunch of cash And well I want to ask Randy if she'd get me some weed She acted so fast she showed up in my past I said I want