[Verse 1] A: I’ve been flippin’ through the internet since the break of dawn, Tryin’ to find that Eric swalwell but he’s long gone. I checked the capitol the media stage hotels and bars But Swalwell disappears now that he's been exposed B: Oh, I found him, darlin’, he’s right by that tree. A: That’s a Inmate in stripes. B: …Well it looked like he could be. [Chorus] A: Where’d that crooked fella go? B: I swear I saw him just a minute ago. A: He’s hidin’ somethin like a Liberal ghost, B: I found him! I found him! …Nope, that’s a fence post. Both: We’ll search high, low, fast, and slow, Where’d that crooked swally fella go? Where’d that crooked swally fella go? [Verse 2] A: Him and Rubin on party boats n yachts n high rise hotels Even riding camels in africa then they'd be kissin girls but all of a sudden He's gone -Yep- he's been exposed My eyes are crossin’, my patience is thin, This Swalell hunt’s a battle I sure I can win. B: Oh, I found him! Look — behind that Sign A: That’s a brothel B: …Well he might be in there. [Bridge] A: Maybe he’s at Shifty's or down at Pelosi's house B: Maybe he’s right behind you — A: Dang Dang He banged that Fang - Fang B: …Alright, fine, but I thought I saw stripes. A: Last time you said that, [fart] [Final Chorus] A: Where’d that Crooked fella go? B: I swear he’s close, I can feel it in my toe. A: He’s the king of hidin’, the master of “lyin,” B: I found him! I found him! …Nope, that’s a jack ass. Both: We’ll search forever, that’s how it’ll go, YEP Where’d that crooked swally fella go? Where’d that crooked swally fella go?
