(Verse 1) Yo, hold up slick, ping on scan, Decloak quick, dirtbag on the can. Full screen hacker, tryna crack that code, Now she's typin' mad--all her salt bein' throwed! (Pre-Chorus) She got sassy with me like she ain't been to school, Might makes right, IUS LEX, it's our rule! Hacker caught slippin’, now she actin’ bold, Talkin’ real loud ‘bout how we “too cold.” (Chorus) Crackin' that can, all she'll find is her salt! Tears in local, cryin', it ain’t her fault! Comms go loud, cryin' too fast, We sip it slow--man, the salt's gonna last! (Verse 2) Chief... just shakin’ his head, Blitzd86... sayin’ “yeeaah she real mad!” Mabel... in the back with the biggest eye roll, Brander Buddy, Phyvie, Oohk in control! (Bridge) We cite, we fine, we do what we must, Relic licker mad but the law’s just. No warpin' off just a corpse afloat, Next time slick—we'll break you fingers with the goat! (Outro) Crackin' that can, all she found was her salt! Caps lock screamin’, NOT MY FAULT!!! The Wormhole Police are flyin’ tight, See you next time—we do it all night!
